The Manual to Middle School by Jonathan Catherman

Author:Jonathan Catherman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Youth-Nonfiction;YAN009000;YAN000000
ISBN: 9781493409679
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2017-05-03T04:00:00+00:00

How To . . .

Open a Standard Combination Lock

Turn #1—Spin right (clockwise) three full turns. Stop at your FIRST number.

Turn #2—Spin left (counterclockwise) one full turn, passing the FIRST number, and stop at the SECOND number.

Turn #3—Spin right (clockwise) and stop at the THIRD number.

Pull open lock.

Locker Rooms

Locker rooms are like no other place on earth. Their mighty mix of smells, sounds, and sights can make you question all of humanity. The air grows foul with BO, floors are damp with sweat, and toilets stew with unflushed toxic waste. Basically, short visits are required, but this is no place to hang out. Still, you’ll see guys wanting to play, prank, and park themselves on the floor. This is not advisable, considering fungus and fecal matter is festering underfoot in most locker rooms. Your best plan is to get in, get changed, and get out. Be sure to always wash your hands after each visit and change your gym clothes after every use. Finally, a message from the masses: a cologne spray down does not cover your BO. It only makes the smell worse. The only way to cut your stank is with soap and water. Most schools won’t make you shower in the locker room, but this doesn’t mean you are good to go. Consider hygiene your homework and shower each and every day at home. You may not be able to avoid going to the locker room, but you can avoid smelling like one.

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